Sally

    Once there was a tree named Sally

    Sally was a tree that had a human friend, and Sally knew that one day her friend would die, so them Sally pulled her roots out of the ground and learnt to walk and then got a hair cut and got a 9-5 job and then got married and then drank some coffee and then DIDN'T go to sleep. After 7080 years Sally watched the world lose its last baby tooth, and then 2307 years later Sally quit her job to take a very long vacation. Then after 3249906 years, Sally watched the word explode, the end