Thomas

    One day Beth was eating a carrot and she bit her tongue and it fell off and it came to life because it wasn't her tongue anymore, it was its own tongue. It's name was Thomas, and it might seem weird that a guy tongue came from a girls mouth, but it happens, so Thomas got a job as an accountant, but secretly he wanted to be a baseball player, so he became one. He was good at baseball and made lots of money and women so then Thomas bought a house and sent Beth a Christmas card every year, the end