Larry

    Once there was a man named Larry.

    Larry was board one day, so he made some food and ate it and then was still board so he made more food and then he ate that and then he was tired so he went to sleep. The next day he woke up and it was snowing and there was a giraffe named Владимир standing on his lawn, then he woke up for real. Then Larry bought some paints and painted what he saw in the dream he had.

    Then Larry wasn't board ever again because the giraffe came to life and talked to him, but it could only speak Russian, so Larry learnt Russian, the end